Pota Toes Part Two

My friend and I were talking about the Cleveland Clinic Diet. And I ran across the Potato Diet and the Ab Diet, etc. What joy to eat potatoes and abs all you want!

What I've learned in a year

I've been at my job for a WHOLE year now and I have learned a few things.

First, don't eat the yellow books.

Second, you CAN read a book by its cover.

and Third, if you click your ruby slippers together and chant, "There's no place like a library, there's no place like a library," they're all gonna laugh at you.